Rule 34 Review
Rule34.xxx! Rule 34 animated porn, aka R34 XXX! Since the dawn of the interwebs (or at least since wifi was a thing), there has been a rule. A rule, or perhaps a constant, which has inspired variation, intrigue, and general weirdness – rule 34 (r34). According to Urban Dictionary, this rule is defined as…
“If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn’t, there will be. Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.”
I call it, the constant which dictates that there are enough weird, horny fuckers who can draw pretty well and will find a site to upload their pervy posts for equally odd and horny people to whack it to.
No one knows where rule 34 came from or what dark corners of the net the first rule 34-esque posts came from, but it’s certainly an iron law of pursuing porn on the web. If you can imagine a porn parody of something, it already exists. And if it doesn’t, the good folks at rule34.xxx (and certainly user RWBY) have a made it their mission statement to make sure that it does.
Does This Site Really Have Porn Parodies of Everything?
Surprisingly, or perhaps unsurprisingly, yes it does, actually. At least as far as I can tell. After spending too much time speed scanning through dozens of random pages, I think I can confidently say that they’ve got just about every franchise, pop icon, and fetishized anthropomorphic animal covered.
Besides the bevy of babes with gravity-defying tits, you’ve got your animated horses screwing, humanoid dragons cumming on each other, schoolgirls with gigantic gozongas making sexy poses, and unclassifiable creatures doing stuff which is illegal in several US states.
Besides typical sex stuff, there’s a lot of fetishes represented here – and way beyond what you might suspect. Between the occasional scat or trampling posts, you’ll eventually find some pregnant men posing suggestively or a sexualized dinosaur laying an egg.
There’s even a pic of a cartoon chive standing on a stack of books and talking dirty while penetrating a submissive white rook. Yes, that’s right, you read that correctly. An onion fucking a goddamn chess piece.
To be fair, the effort of the artists put into each post is generally pretty good. Plus, everything is extensively well tagged, so finding other kinky shit related to the stuff you are swinging it to isn’t too hard. (Yeah, of course, there’s no pun there.)
That’s the amount of content and level of variety that rule 34 has generated and which the Rule34XXX website has dutifully collected. Sadly, everything is still images, no videos at all.
But, unlike other porn sites which feature a lot of hentai and hentai-inspired content, virtually everything on Rule34 is completely uncensored. No obnoxious black bars or stupid pixelation. And unlike other sites in this genre, everything is posted in English. Best of all, all content is free.