Hentai.tv Review

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I always thought hentai was some really geeky neckbeard shit. Why shake your dick at cartoons when you’ve got an entire world of HD hardcore pornography out there? I mean, shit, the free tubes have literally millions of hardcore anal flicks and teenage cherry poppings at your disposal, do you really want to bust out a bowl of sugary cereal and sit in front of the tube watching goddamn anime? Then again, the nasty pornographic toons on sites like Hentai.TV ain’t your typical, tired Pokémon bullshit.

Hentai.TV is a relatively new site. The domain is only a couple of years old, and they didn’t pop up on my own radar until even more recently. Nerds always talk amongst themselves, probably on Reddit or some other site that doesn’t have women, so Hentai TV is already getting a couple of hundred visitors per day. It’s obviously kinky, freaky and dirty enough to catch somebody’s attention. Let’s see what it does for your old friend.

Kinkier Cartoons Than Adult Swim Ever Has
I have to give Hentai TV props for their logo. It’s basically just a ripoff of the Pornhub logo, only the TV/Hub part has horns. It’s simple but effective; you know you’re going to get porn because they ripped off the big boys, but you also know it’s going to be some freaky hentai shit because hentai just ain’t that vanilla. It’s got horns!

The thumbnails here are all manga, doujin, and HD porno anime videos. Let me tell you, the images I see make a pretty convincing case for kinky anime porn. Sure, it’s cartoons and not live, flesh and blood women, but this is definitely not the Saturday morning shit you let the kids watch while you’re hungover and trying to figure out if that Tinder girl gave you an STD last night.

Let me start with the Latest Doujins row at the top. The first comic features some loli chick getting squished and maybe raped by a BBW with a unicorn horn, a nun and some smiling broad in a uniform I don’t recognize. The next one is about a sad but well-endowed cat girl with a leash around her neck. After that are a couple of lolicon and shotacon books that absolutely would not fly in a more realistic format. Finally, at the end of the row, there is a schoolgirl getting raped by a couple spooky, pale-skinned monster dudes.

Shit. Say what you want about greasy geeks living in their mom’s basement and stroking off all over their anime body pillow girlfriends, but that’s actually pretty hot stuff. A lot of the stuff is genuinely impossible to film, to say nothing of the questionable legality of shooting it with real actors. The only company I can think of shooting anything remotely close to this in real video is that Czech company who does HorrorPorn.

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