Slushe is still in its beta version, at least according to the BETA stamp on the logo out front. We often associate the term with half-ass unfinished products that, frankly, should have been left in the dark to ferment a little longer. For that reason, I wasn’t sure the site would be worth my time or yours. Then I looked at the numbers and realized this is no bullshit porno art library; they’re getting nearly a million visits a month now, a trend that doesn’t show any sign of slowing.

Slushe.com bills itself as an online community for sharing adult art. The concept itself puts it a couple of notches above your typical hentai library that just scrapes the web for content people have uploaded elsewhere. The whole gimmick here is meant to encourage artists to upload their own original material, which potentially makes it a goldmine for fans of both 2D and 3D sex art. I’ve been trying to whack off to Disney Channel cartoons all morning, and something tells me my fap session is about to get a lot more productive. Somebody call the sperm bank and let them know I’ll be bringing in a big donation later.

This is What They Mean by Beta?
The polished, modern look of the front page doesn’t jibe at all with my idea of what a “Beta” site should look like. These dudes have clearly put a lot of time, effort, and presumably money into the production, creating something that does feel more like a cutting-edge art site than your average thrown-together sex tube. The logo is clean and classy, and so is the overall presentation.
Slushe.com has a thumbnail-based layout, which in and of itself ain’t anything groundbreaking. Pretty much every free porn site does the thumbnail thing, but Slushe makes it their own with tight, symmetrical square tiles showing futanari princesses, blood-slurping vampire sluts, babes with giant milk-leaking tatas, and a couple of alien orgies.

From the images at the top, I thought that this might be a CG-oriented site, but there’s a nice range of both hand-drawn and computer art. The standards seem pretty fucking high, too, at least for the stuff out front. I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of these guys do this stuff for a living. You’ll find everything from realistic 3D models of beach bimbos to detailed illustrations of musclebound warrior bitches to cartoon sluts with just enough detail in the curves to make the lizard part of your brain ready to breed.

Of course, it doesn’t take much to stimulate that part of the brain, does it? I mean, shit, maybe you get wood watching fucking Nickelodeon, or Pixar flicks. In that case, you’re probably going to love all the X-rated parodies on display at Slushe. I’m still just peering in the front window, and I already see Elsa in a dominatrix outfit with a huge fucking cock, Kim Possible getting some oral action on the toilet, a lesbian scene with a couple of Overwatch babes, and Harley Quinn jerking off her own big boner.

Naked Mermaids, Futanaris, and More
I knew right away Slushe.com was going to have kinky stuff. For one thing, it’s all over the front page, where I see horse cocks, naked mermaids, monster sex, and futanari galore. The weird shit comes with the territory; it’s difficult and expensive to pull off in video porn formats, but fans of deep niche kinks can more easily create their own art of the stuff.
One of my first stops was the site’s Categories page. I wanted to see how it compared to those crazy-ass indexes you find on hentai sites, with thousands of micro-niche fetish categories like Schoolgirl Penis Butt Drop, Tentacle Panties Harem, and Pregnancy Fur Inflation. By contrast, Slushe has a beautifully trim selection of porn art categories.

They’ve managed to narrow it down to just a few dozen genres; each thumbnailed in the Channels gallery. Some are format-related, like 2D, 3DX, and Animation. Others refer to porno genres like BDSM, Big Butt, and Group Sex/Orgy. Since this is an art site, you also get a couple of freaky categories like Monster and Dickgirl