I browsed Porn 3DX this morning as I ate my bowl of Cap’n Crunch and Viagra. It might sound like a weird combination, but honestly, it feels almost like a grown-up, ludicrously perverted and modern version of cramming down sugar while watching Saturday morning cartoons. The animation is done with the magic of computers, so there’s a lot more realism than when you used to crank it Naruto, Pokemon or The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Oh, and I never saw April O’Neil get banged by one of her reptile friends or a bunch of rapey tentacles.

Founded in 2019, Porn3DX.com is a free CG porn site. According to their About Us page, the joint was established as a platform for sharing NSFW 3D art without the risk of getting it taken down due to misunderstandings. Most free porn art sites, whether they’re cartoons or manga, tend to scrape the web for whatever content they can find to fill their troughs. One of the big ideas behind Porn3DX is that artists can share their material to gain exposure without any of the usual bullshit, so you’ll find material uploaded by the creators themselves. The premise alone made it worth a look, and it turns out you really can beat off to it.

Look, Ma, No Spam!
Those sites I mentioned with the pirated sex art tend to have a couple of things in common. For one thing, you see the same shit over and over again across the different sites, because they’re all stealing from each other. Another more annoying element that’s pretty standard is the goddamn spam. You expect some ads with any free site, but you dig into a niche like 3D porn and sometimes those webmasters really hit you with the spam cannon.
Porn3DX is Patreon-supported and doesn’t have any spam. It’s rare as hell to find a free porn site in any genre that doesn’t have a single boner-pill pop-up or animated hentai banner, so that’s a big selling point. Speaking of selling, some of you cheapskates should be buying. These guys have nearly 8,000 Twitter followers, but only 16 Patrons pitching in a measly $42 a month. If you really like the stuff and find yourself beating off to the site on the regular, it can’t hurt to throw them a spare buck a month. Shit, depending on how much traffic they get, bandwidth costs can easily gobble up forty-two bones.

Speaking of gobbling bones, wait until you see the wild shit going down all over the front page. There’s a 3D animation of a girl with pigtails bobbing on a knob, and another of a chick in a barn sucking off a horse. There are realistic human sex scenes, 3D girls with cartoon faces, and a parody of Lara Croft getting pounded POV. The thumbnail alone for that last one has me hard as a rock, with the Tomb Raider’s giant tits bouncing as she gets slammed.

There are lesbians and straight couples, humans bonding and freaky interspecies action. You’ll find science-fiction fuckfests, 3D rendered bondage, nurses giving titwanks and crazy sexual robotics. See humans fucking, vampire witch bitches banging, and some truly freaky interspecies monster-on-human intercourse. I see a minotaur on the front page, holding a babe down and banging her with a veiny red animal dick.

My point is, there’s a nice range of 3D X-rated content, from the relatively vanilla to the outlandishly filthy. You can crank it to regular old MILFs and teen fantasies like they do on any of the other free porn sites, over-the-top hentai scenarios with strange creatures and violence, and everything in between.

Fapping Until Your Dick Falls Off
Since Porn3DX.com is relying on artists to upload their work instead of just robbing the other CG hentai sites, I was a little worried they’d have a shallow library without a lot of content. It turns out I didn’t need to be concerned. The site gets a constant stream of user uploads. I’m reviewing the site on a Friday afternoon, and today has seen a few dozen new updates, including futanari threesomes, sleeping naked girls peeped on, and a few tutorials on how to get started making your own 3D porn.