Rule 34 Porn! If you have spent any kind of time around porn communities like Reddit, 4Chan, and so on, you have no doubt heard about ‘Rule 34.’ For those that are either too old or too goddamn stupid to know what I’m talking about, let me fill you in like I filled up your mother last weekend behind the bowling alley. Rule 34 at its core means that if you even imagine something being pornographic, no matter how ridiculous it may seem, assume that the porn already exists.
If you can imagine it, chances are someone has already sexualized and degraded the subject matter somewhere on the Internet. So while you may have thought that you were being clever by writing 20 seasons of Golden Girls pornographic episodes, someone beat you to the punch. It exists somewhere, somehow out there, so don’t think you’re fucking original.
I don’t think it’s an absurd rule either. Rule 34 Porn basically proves that every character to ever exist in anything has basically been sexualized in one form or another. The massive tag list essentially proves that (much more on that later). And if Rule 34 Porn doesn’t have it for some reason, buddy, do your own Google search and you will find any obscure character that you can think of has been sexified. Don’t bet against horny fuckers on the Internet.
Some of the wildest animated porn I’ve ever seen
Listen, I have seen some pretty goddamn insane porn over the years. Especially when it comes to hentai and all kinds of animated porn. But let me tell you, that porn pales in comparison to some of the porn that I fucking watched on Rule 34 Porn!
It isn’t that I found porn on Rule 34 Porn that made me squeamish. None of it offended me, either. I’m not a goddamn pussy; I can take more of a hefty dose of edge with my porn than you can, mother fucker! Even so, many of the videos on Rule 34 Porn were so fucking wild that it made me sit back and say, ‘why, what the fuck, why?’ Then I would laugh hysterically, get a boner for some reason, and before I know it, I’m masturbating to Captain Falcon from Super Smash Brothers and F-Zero fame eating some pussy.
If you think there is anything that is off limits on Rule 34 Porn, you’re a naïve little shit that is about to get a goddamn education on what rule 34 really means. I found a video of Woody fucking Marie Rose from the Dead or Alive fighting game series of all fucking things. Someone that’s way out of his small dicked league. But if you thought that wasn’t bizarre enough, I also found a clip of Andy fucking Jessie.
Now you know why he keeps all his toys close to him as a college student. He somehow discovered that they had genitalia, and now he’s fucking each and every one of them. What a sick son of a bitch! I’m sure Rex enjoys getting butt fucked by Andy every night though.
There was also a lot of porn you probably won’t be surprised to find. I noticed a lot of My Little Pony porn, which is like saying there is hentai on Rule 34 Porn (more on all of that later). Pinkie Pie was sucking a lot of horse dick and human cock alike, which doesn’t surprise me in the very least. I also found a clip of Patrick fucking Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants, which again should surprise absolutely no one anyway. Adventure Time characters were present, as were characters from video games like Resident Evil, Fortnite, Overwatch, and more.
One of the videos that stood out and may have been even more disturbing than watching Andy butt fuck Jessie was watching a Meeseeks fuck Beth from Rick and Morty. I was intrigued yet disgusted at the same time, and I didn’t want to look away. Apparently, the full clip has him eating her out too, which sounds fucking weird as hell. That’s what rule 34 porn is all about, and who knows, maybe you will get a hard on watching this kind of shit!
Surprisingly well-done porn
If you are like me and have watched porn for most of your fucking life, then you know that the kind of porn that you find on Rule 34 Porn has traditionally fucking sucked. In mos