Porn Go! I made a list of the worst things in the world recently, and it had some real doozies. It sucks when you stub your toe, or when the hooker you hire turns out to have a cock. I hate when I’m jerking it and I run out of lube, as well as the sinking sensation you feel when the police show up at the library before you finish masturbating. War, slavery and murder are pretty bad from what I understand, but number one on my list was not finding the right porn when you’re lubed up and in the mood for a good wank.
Enter PornGo. Somebody bought the PornGo.com domain more than 15 years ago, but their current incarnation didn’t hit the Internet till July 2019. That’s a brand, spanking new sex tube, but they’re pulling some decent traffic. The numbers are already over half a million per month, and the graph is pointing straight up. That means we’re getting in there on the ground floor, and I really hope it lives up to the hype.
Premium Porn on a Free Tube? No Shit?
You’ve seen a free porn tube before. If I have to tell you what a site like this looks like, it’s safe to assume you either escaped from a crazy Jesus cult or you’re just a sad elderly person whose grandson is showing you how to work the interwebs. Congratulations, old-timer. You’ve lived long enough to see ridiculous amounts of free porn delivered directly to your home instantly. The kids will never know how fucking bad you had it in the old days, what with the paper porn you had to walk 10 miles in the snow just to jerk off to.
A lot of free sex tubes have something that sets them apart, like a bunch of Black bitches or a focus on hardcore anal fisting. It’s pretty obvious right from the landing page what PornGo is all about: premium pornography, but without all that pesky payment bullshit.
The trending videos at the top of the screen are all full-length scenes, each running between 30 and 60 minutes. I see a lot of big names in the business right away, like Mia Khalifa, Abella Danger, Karla Kush and Jane Wilde.