In the sea of JAV porn sites, it’s pretty easy to get lost if you don’t have something unique about yourself. HP JAV does a few things right which set it apart from the rest, but it also gets on my nerves for reasons we’ll see in this review. So, if you’re feeling frisky and your bland rice ball is staring at you and begging you to put some sriracha on it, don’t be such a prude and let a few drops in as you dive into the sexy world of HPJav.tv.
Minimal junk, functional design
Right off the bat, the design is superb. The guys that made HPJAV knew what they were doing, and they made a really beautiful presentation here. All of the tabs are in their proper place, and the layout is on point. Not only that, but the colors really work well together, and I don’t say that very often when sites use pink as one of their accent colors. However, HP JAV found a way to make it work, and this minimalist and functional design works wonders for this website.
The iconic Asian porn posters are back and they’re ugly as always
So, what does this website offer us? Well, like any other JAV porn website, we’ll see the usual poster style thumbnails which you already know I hate. I really hate these posters from the bottom of my heart. They’re a designer’s worst nightmare, just look at them. I honestly don’t understand what the point of having such a shitty poster is, and why Asian people think that this is a good idea, to begin with. Wouldn’t it be better to simply take one shot out of the porn video and use it as a thumbnail? This isn’t exclusive to HPJav.tv, this is every JAV site that I’ve ever seen!
Come on guys, I seriously don’t get the thought process here. Did you think “Hey, I have an amazing idea, how about we cram as much tiny letters and images into a thumbnail so that nobody can guess what the video is about”? If so, then congratulations, you managed to do just that. Not only confusing but ugly as well, these posters serve as a warning to the rest of the world about the effects of radiation from nuclear bomb detonations. Yes, I went there, the thumbnails are just THAT bad.