Who doesn’t know Chaturbate, misspelled as “chaterbate” by a lot of you horny fucks! You don’t have to be old to remember when live sex shows could only be seen in the seediest joints in the worst parts of town. If you wanted to watch some girl spread her twat for you, you’d have to risk getting knifed by a crackhead on the way out. The Internet changed all that by bringing webcams to every exhibitionist slut in the world. Chaturbate.com is like a global directory of those cams.

It takes some clout to make up words and expect people to use them, but if you’re big enough, anything is possible. It might be a while before they hit Google status, but at this point, most people might agree with the site’s definition of Chaturbate, listed below the logo: “The act of masturbating while chatting online.” The bootleg boner pills I bought from an email are kicking in, so it seems like a good time to try Chaturbating.

Like a Free Tube, But Live
Chaturbate’s got a cutesy logo and a light color scheme. It’s a stark contrast to the typical dark look of your standard sex site, making the whole thing look almost family-friendly. I say “almost” because the page is covered in webcam whores masturbating and couples fucking.

The wall of thumbnails is displayed like any video tube, but all the images go to actual live shows. A hot MILF is groping her tits in what looks to be an office, a young blonde with a cock in her mouth, a pair of lesbians kissing, and lots and lots of beautiful babes in their bedrooms and very little clothing. I know they’re young because their ages are listed beside their names: 19, 20, 21, 22. There are a few older women, but most of them are fresh and ripe.

By default, you see Featured cams on the front page of Chaturbate. The featured ones are mostly solo chicks and a few straight and lesbian couples. Tabs at the top let you filter it down to Female, Male, Couple, and Trans.

Holy Fucking Shit! Chaturbate Is Fucking Free?
One particular kinky thumbnail caught my attention. In it, one hot young slut has another sexy young slut’s foot in her pussy. Both chicks have gorgeous legs, and I’ve just got to see more. I click through.

They say nothing’s free in life, and porn is often a great example. Every free tube throws hot, sticky spam in your face at every turn. If you’re actually going to see real, live sex, they might hit you with something worse than the standard pop-up window. I brace myself for an unskippable video ad.

Nope. Chaturbate sends me straight to the live feed. It plays without buffering or pop-ups, though the blocked ad tally on my browser goes up one. I have to give props to StripChat here, since they have any ads at all!

There’s a chat window to the right of the dirty fucking going on as I’m typing this. You were so focused on the Urbating that forgot about the Chat part of the name, huh? More than 7,000 users are connected and watching, many of them commenting and even more of them tipping.

A message pops up in the chat, saying the show starts in 17 minutes. Holy fucking shit! The show hasn’t even started! That’s a fucking trip, because another player has entered the game. A naked dude is getting his cock stroked by the girl with the foot in her snatch.

Just when I’m horny and hard, stroking it to what I think is a threesome playing out live as I watch, another cock appears on the screen. It’s a goddamn orgy, and I’m watching it 100 % for free.